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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2006
Tina Fey
Tina Fey an ex Saturday Night Live star and head writer had put down Paris Hilton for being a horrible guest host on the SNL show.
Tina Fey was on the Howard Stern show on Tuesday night to put down Paris Hilton and point out that she really is "young, immature, self-centered and fake from head to toe." according to Contact Music sources.
The things Paris Hilton did when she was guest host, like asking cast members inappropriate questions, being disgusting in person and asking if she could take over Jessica Simpons rolls because Paris said Jessica was fat.
"Tiny Tina also added that Paris is simply a "piece of s**t!" who left "nasty wads of her Barbie hair on the floor" from a "cheap weave."
Paris Hilton at The World Music Awards" According to ContactMusic
Source: contactmusic
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Elizabeth Hurley's pop out
Wow. This woman never fails to impress. They're beautiful boobs. Great body for her age. She is still very easy on the eyes.
Elizabeth Hurley at GQ Men Of The Year Awards in Berlin
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...It's Halle Berry showing a ton of cleavage.
OMG!!!....I refuse to believe that she's 40. She's so damn hawt!
...caused by excessive alcohol consumption
Rod Stewart reveals that doctors have told his daughter Kimberly her liver is badly deteriorated and she risks putting her life in danger if she doesn't stop drinking completely.
According to Hollyscoop "In an interview with Rolling Stone magazine, Stewart says,
""She said to me, 'Dad, I'm half Scottish - I thought I was allowed to drink a lot.'
"I said, 'No darling, it doesn't work like that.'""
Stewart states Kimberly has seen a liver specialist and has stopped drinking and smoking for the last three months. Good luck to you.
Source: Hollyscoop
Paris Hiltons run in with Shanna Moakler
Paris Hilton has a sexual disease, according to Shanna Moakler
Shanna, the estranged wife of Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker, made a jibe about 'The Simple Life' star's sexual health after being quizzed about her feelings towards Paris.
She told web site X17: "All I have to say is don't forget to take your Valtrex Paris." (Valtrex is an anti-herpes drug)
The animosity between Paris and Shanna, a former Miss USA, began in September when Paris was seen kissing Travis, Moakler's ex.
Source: X17 Online
The Lindsay Lohan kiss
Why is she always kissing girls? Is Donna trying to feel up Lindsay's leg there? She looks great, love that dress and her hair and makeup look flawless.
Lindsay Lohan at the Donna Karan Gold Launch Party in UK
1. Cultivate outside interests.
Or at least stop wearing matching outfits. Seriously, you may fit into each other’s black pants, black t-shirts, black jackets and sunglasses but that’s no excuse. It’s getting confusing, and anyway, on you Tom’s trousers are high waters.
2. Nurture intimacy.
Every day, for at least one minute a day, stop waving, take off your matching sunglasses, relax your blinding rictus grins and make Tom actually look at you instead of the cameras.
3. But not too much intimacy. Kiss on that adorable baby all you want, but please, stop slobbering on each other every time you’re in the public eye. We get it. You’re in love. You have sex. The baby proves it. Now, please exercise some decorum. For us. We haven’t kept a meal down for over a year.
4. Get your story straight – before you leave the house. How is your relationship faring today? “Super In-Love?” "Gushingly Ga-Ga?" "Over-The-Moon?" Obtain the 411 from hubby first thing, and when the flashbulbs start, you won’t have to lock on Tom with one of your creepy stares, as if silently imploring him to guide your every mood.
5. Support your husband’s career. Remember, it was Paramount head Sumner Redstone‘s spouse Paula that got Tom’s production company axed from the studio when she told her husband that Tom "turned off all women." Now that Tom’s heading up United Artists, ensure surrounding executives that chicks honestly do dig your man.
6. P.R. friendships can turn into real friendships. Despite that previous post-partum depression smack down with Tom, Brooke Shields seems to enjoy your company. And how’s the alleged “high-level minder from the Church of Scientology,” Jessica Feshbach Rodriguez? She’s been your best friend since you and Tom started dating – and she’s really good at answering your interview questions. That’ll come in handy at PTA meetings.
7. Beware of ambitious young starlets born around 1989. As you may have gleaned from the tabloids, Tom chooses his wives at 11-year age-intervals; Mimi Rogers (b. 1956), Nicole Kidman (b. 1967), and of course, you, the new Mrs. Cruise (b. 1978). To be safe, it’s probably best if you just stopped aging all together.
8. Review emergency procedures (and program your cell phone accordingly). Above all, Tom is a Good Samaritan. Why just recently, you both stopped on the road to aid at the scene of an accident. In 1998, Tom stopped a mugging. And in 1996 he rescued a family at sea. So remember, when danger strikes: 1. Dial 911. 2. Attempt CPR. 3. Text publicist.
9. Learn how to entertain. As a new wife, you’re bound to meet many new faces – ex-wives, Tom’s adopted children, and a whole bevy of C-list sitcom Scientologists such as Leah Remini, Kirstie Alley and Jenna Elfman, for whom Tom’s chartered a private flight to attend your wedding in Italy. And as with your wedding, never ever under any circumstances invite Oprah. Tom should always be the most famous person in the room.
10. Forget about marriage counseling. Psychology is, as Tom told Matt Lauer, a "Nazi science." Just like with your new best friend Brooke’s post-partum depression, there’s nothing wrong with your marriage that vitamins and exercise can’t fix.
11. Remember, you’re Kate Cruise now. We hear that unlike his previous wives, you may take Tom’s last name. We understand that after you and Tom hooked up, you quickly canned your manager, agents and publicist. You also dropped out of the career-making Edie Sedgwick bio-pic "Factory Girl," allegedly because Tom disapproved of the sordid material, that your nude scene in "Thank You For Smoking" was cut for the same reason, and you even turned down an Oscar nomination for that same role. Further, despite your talent and previously prodigious career, you have no projects in the works. But Katie – er – Kate, it’s okay to keep acting. Hey, Tom’s production company might get you a little something. Women need a hobby – just as long it doesn’t cross into career territory. You don’t want to end up like that poor Nicole Kidman, dumped via press release while filming “Moulin Rouge.”
And most importantly, don’t make a sex tape. Tom might find it.
Source: msnbc
...first sight of Britney Spears 2nd baby
Britney Spears was spotted yesterday boarding a private jet, leaving Kentwood, rumored to be headed for Las Vegas. Brit carried on Sean Preston, 14 months, while her other son Jayden James, 2 months, was carried on board by someone else.
Oh... Brit, your baby isn’t being held very well!
These people need to learn how to hold a child!!!
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