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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8, 2009
Miley Cyrus isn't on board with the whole Twilight phenomenon --- particularly the film's leading man.
She recently told Teen Vogue magazine that unlike other teenage girls, she doesn't adore the movie's star, saying, "I'm not a huge Rob Pattinson fan. Girls aren't really in love with Rob; they're in love with Edward (the character)."
But Cyrus does love another big movie star -- Scarlett Johansson. She said, "She is, honestly, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I went to He's Just Not That Into You with Justin (Gaston, Miley's boyfriend), and I was covering his eyes."
Source: LimeLife
The happy mommy Jessica Alba spent the day at Coldwater Canyon Park in Beverly Hills with her little girl Honor Warren.
The little one is getting bigger by the minute and rumor has it, the Fantastic Four actress is looking to add another baby to her family with husband Cash Warren.
If Eminem has proven anything throughout his career, it's that he's not afraid to put celebrities on blast. From "My Name Is" to "Just Lose It," he's gone after some of the biggest names in Hollywood, never pulling a punch and never (ever) apologizing.
And his new video, for "We Made You," is no different. In fact, you might even say he's taken the art of celeb skewering to new heights with the clip. The targets come fast and furious, lyrically and visually, so to help you keep track of them all, we've compiled a list.
Alphabetized for your convenience, here's Eminem's "We Made You" celebrity-slam list:
Alba, Jessica: Actress. Appears in a shower scene, ŕ la "Psycho." Causes Em to "make a mess in [his] trousers." Repeatedly punches him in the face.
Aniston, Jennifer: Former "Friend," eternal bridesmaid. Makes a brief cameo as the latte-clutching girlfriend of singer John Mayer. Is apparently "in love" with Eminem.
Babbit, Raymond: Lead character in 1988's "Rain Man." For reasons clear to only him, Em spends a large portion of the "We Made You" video dressed as Babbit, an autistic savant with eidetic memory. Lands a 21 at a Vegas blackjack table, repeatedly hits, loses all of his (and 50 Cent's) money. Falls over.
DeGeneres, Ellen: Comedian and talk-show host. Em beams onto the set of her show, punches her wife, Portia de Rossi, in the leg. Propositions de Rossi, asking, "What's Ellen DeGeneres have that I don't? Are you telling me tenderness? Well, I can be as gentle and smooth as a gentleman."
Fielder-Civil, Blake: Skeevy on-again/off-again husband of Amy Winehouse. Appears in a jailhouse scene. Makes out with Winehouse in excruciating detail.
Kardashian, Kim: Celebutant of questionable talent who "is a man," according to Eminem. Goes on a dinner date with the rapper (who, for reasons never fully explained, is dressed like Disco Inferno), attacks him with her ample posterior. Is put in a wood-chipper at clip's end, ŕ la "Fargo."
Lohan, Lindsay: "Actress"/ paparazzi fodder. Is picked up by the long-haul-trucker version of Eminem (along with former love interest Samantha Ronson), who advises her to end her relationship and "come back to seeing men/ Samantha's a 2, you're practically a 10." Perhaps she listened.
Mathers, Marshall: The real Slim Shady. No, really. Proving that he's not above poking fun at himself in his videos, Eminem includes a shot that harkens back to his mulleted past, when he wore pink "ALF" T-shirts and apparently loved birthday cake.
Mayer, John: Guitar-slinging troubadour/ celebrity-cruise enthusiast. Only makes a brief cameo in "We Made You," as a sensitive, porkpie-hat-wearing singer/songwriter. Impressive, if only because we don't think we've actually ever seen Mayer wear a porkpie hat.
Michaels, Bret: Em opens the clip dressed as the "Rock of Love" star, mocks his impressively arched eyebrows and bandanna-and-cowboy-hat predilection. Is later seen in bed with Sarah Palin, where he clears the room with his flatulence. Is finally revealed to be bald.
Palin, Sarah: Former Republican vice-presidential candidate. Is portrayed in the "We Made You" video by porn star Lisa Ann, who also starred as Palin in Hustler Video's astute political melodrama "Who's Nailin' Paylin?"
Presley, Elvis: Deceased rock legend. Em dons the same prison stripes Presley wore in the 1957 flick "Jailhouse Rock" and imitates his dance routine too. There's also a pretty apt Elvis-as-cultural-appropriator metaphor that applies here, but let's just move on.
Romo, Tony: Dallas Cowboys quarterback. Em puts on Romo's pads, thrusts his pelvis, rubs up on an actress portraying Jessica Simpson, tosses a hamburger for a touchdown. Unlike real-life Romo, he does not also choke during playoffs.
Ronson, Samantha: Celebrity DJ/ paparazzi fodder. Appears alongside Lohan in Eminem's truck, latter battles him on "Planet Womyn," while hundreds of lesbians cheer her on. Believe it or not, this is only about the third most insulting scene in the "We Made You" video.
Simpson, Jessica: Fallen pop star masquerading as country artist. A favorite Eminem target, this time around, she's portrayed as the cheeseburger-devouring, Daisy Duke-wearing, General Lee-washing girlfriend of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. This is actually fairly accurate.
Spears, Britney: Embattled pop star/ cultural icon. Another Em fave, in the "We Made You" video, Brit is seen pole-dancing and knocking out former flame Adnan Ghalib. Also, we're fairly certain she's played by a drag queen.
Spock: Half-Vulcan, half-human science officer of the USS Enterprise. Eminem adopts the Spock persona several times in the "We Made You" video, dispensing Vulcan nerve pinches and spying on Jessica Alba. If they gave out awards for "eyebrow acting," Em's turn here would definitely land him a nomination.
Winehouse, Amy: British singer/ train wreck. The beehived one receives a lot of attention in the "We Made You" clip, making out with Em and generally looking like a vampiric bit of roadkill. She may very well be the easiest target in the world, but, hey, even Eminem isn't above a layup or two.
Source: MTV

Publicist Liz Rosenberg would not reveal the dollar amount of Madonna's contribution, but it's been reported to be around $500,000.
The Ciccones, the hitmaker's paternal grandparents, lived in the village of Pacentro, (which is in the city of L'Aquila, near the earthquake's epicenter) until 1919. Nearly 33,000 people were killed in the region in a devastating quake in 1915.
"I am happy to lend a helping hand to the town that my ancestors are from," Madonna said in a statement. "My heart goes out to the families that have lost loved ones or their homes."
Source: E!
Anna Faris guested the Jimmy Kimmel Live! talk show to promote her upcoming comedy Observe and Report. The movie, coming to US cinemas on April 10

Drug squad officers swooped on 19-year-old Jamie Waylett — famed as bullying Hogwarts School pupil Vincent Crabbe in the wizard movies — after a tip-off.
Police first stopped him in an Audi car and discovered eight bags of pot inside the vehicle.
Waylett and a pal in the vehicle, also 19, were held at the scene on suspicion of possession.
Cops then raided the home the actor shares with his mom Theresa, two brothers and a sister — and seized ten mature cannabis plants valued at about $2,900.
The plants were growing under powerful hydroponic lights beside the actor's DJ decks and a PlayStation.
Waylett was further arrested on suspicion of production of a Class B drug.
Source: Fox News
Looks like Taylor Swift has given us a (very slight) glimpse of some nipple. She was on 44th Annual Academy Of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas.
Samantha Ronson’s family are reportedly seeking a restraining order against Lindsay Lohan after the couple’s recent split.
Us Weekly reports that Sam’s sister and mother have spoke to police about getting a court order against the Mean Girls actress.
Lohan was refused entry to a party at the weekend for clothing designer Charlotte Ronson and was reportedly restrained by five bouncers.
On her Twitter at the weekend LiLo alleged that Samanatha had cheated on her and wrote:
“PLEASE leave me ALONE. and stop staying in the room below me, you've woken me and my mother up. go to bed. keep cheating u win.”
Source: Los Angeles Times

A source said: "The pair have been doing daily workouts with Gwyneth Paltrow's personal trainer Tracy Anderson. Scarlett is also staying away from carbohydrates."
The 24-year-old actress has reportedly decided to slim down amid fears she could lose out on movie roles to younger, more attractive actresses.
A friend told Britain's Star magazine: "Scarlett has always been happy with her curves, but recently she has been feeling pressure to lose a few pounds.
"She knows that she is up against tough competition from younger, prettier and increasingly skinner actresses."
Source: ABS
Avril Lavigne was spotted leaving one of her favorite Hollywood restaurants, Koi, last night.
She’s not photographed with anyone, but she probably went with her girlfriends since husband Deryck Whibley is on tour right now.
She always brings a certain energy and sex appeal to everything she does, and earlier today Miranda Kerr was busy promoting the new Victoria’s Secret Dream Angels push up bra.
The awesome Aussie hottie was smiling ear-to-ear as she made an in-store appearance at the Victoria’s Secret boutique on Lexington Avenue in New York City.
Miranda looked amazing as she hammed it up for the paparazzi, sporting a low-cut sleeveless orange dress teamed with a pair of beige high heels.
Miss Kerr will be in the house all day, meeting fans, signing autographs, and posing for pictures as part of the Victoria’s Secret ‘I Love You Mom’ sweepstakes.
Source: The Gossip Girls

Sam Ronson broke it off with her girlfriend of nearly two years last Friday, and hired five security guards to keep Lohan out of an afterparty for her sister Charlotte at the Chateau Marmont.
"The worst night of my life," Lohan tells Us.
The next day, Ronson changed the locks on the Hollywood Hills home she shared with Lohan. Ronson's mom and sister asked police about obtaining a restraining order against Lohan, Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall confirms to Us.
"I'm not a bad person and this is what happens," Lohan told Us through tears. "I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama."
Lohan says she's "so alone" without Ronson.
"I'm a f--king 22-year-old girl who's in love," she says. "I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie."
Sources tell the magazine Ronson had repeatedly tried to break up with Lohan over the past month, but each time, "Lindsay threatens to kill herself -- she cares about her but wants out."
Lohan laughs upon hearing that, saying she's okay.
"I'm just really hurt!" she says. "The whole situation is sick."
Source: US
Nicole Richie is leggy and hot while leaving nail salon . She’s rocking a short shorts and she looks really great in it.
Following skinny appearance at Sunday's Country Music Awards...
Jennifer Love Hewitt gave her disappearing curves a much-needed boost for her appearance at the premiere of Finding Bliss on Tuesday night.
Ignoring the fake tan mishap, the actress looked radiant and healthy as she posed for the paparazzi in a flattering strapless black dress that made the most of her still-impressive cleavage.
It was a far cry from the painfully thin figure that graced the red carpet at the Academy Country Music Awards just a few days ago, prompting speculation that the star has succumbed to criticism of her fuller figure.
With her single ‘Poker Face’ ruling pop charts, Lady Gaga’s professional career seems to be going great guns. But if you thought the mind-boggling success would tame down her wild antics then there is news.
The saucy singer seems to be beating her own raunchy record with each professional stride. This time round the swishy Lady Gaga and her love partner Lady Starlight engaged in some girl-on-girl action at a New York pub.
Canoodling and drooling over each other, the two soared the temperatures high with their hot love-making act. Oblivious of their surrounding, the two lady’s behaved in the most unladylike manner as they grabbed each other’s butt in front of a live audience.
Source: Spicezee
Red-blooded men will be disappointed to learn that Adriana Lima is off the singles market, especially when they see these pictures.
The Brazilian beauty, who wed Serbian basketball star Marko Jaric in a private civil ceremony this year, shows off her enviable curves in a photo shoot for lingerie label Victoria's Secret.
Source: Daily Mail
Ashlee Simpson has posted a candid picture of herself planting a big kiss on her four-month-old son on her Twitter page.
Jessica's little sister and her husband Pete Wentz welcomed their first child, Bronx Mowgli, on November 20 last year.
And today the 24-year-old singer posted the picture of her little boy, with message saying: "i present you my little man and his adorable cheeks!"
We think little Bronx is got an impressive pout going on there too.
Source: Entertainmentwise
Megan Fox’s denim taste just gets better and better, here she is leaving the toast bakery cafe in a pair of Current Elliott skinny jeans in natural denim destroy. She never fails to look hot in jeans.
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