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...she\'s being too dumb to know which car is hers
Jessica Simpson is leaving her hotel to attend the MET Costume Institute Benefit Gala, entering the wrong car. She defends her stupidity by saying that that’s the car that’s been driving her all day.
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Discuss...starring Jessica Simpson
The trailer for "Blonde Ambition" starring Jessica Simpson has finally arrived.
Jessica Simpson should be banned from acting, how many bad movies can one person make?
That movie will be lucky to make $5 million total, if it is actually released.
Source: Dlisted
Jessica Simpson should be banned from acting, how many bad movies can one person make?
That movie will be lucky to make $5 million total, if it is actually released.
Source: Dlisted
How depressing...
It seems guys have found a new way to get Jessica Simpson's attention - hitting on her mother. Their tactic flirting with Jessica's mom gets Jessica.
Jessica has mistaken by telling a guy she's interested in pursuing, that she's close to her mother. The guy takes the cue and hits on her mother saying how beautiful Tina (Jessica's mom) and how young she looks hoping to impress Jessica.
Jessica admits she kind of likes it because she just adores her mom.
Source: Hollywood Rag
She is horrified - usually such a good girl!
Jessica Simpson is mortified after discovering that a sex tape of her and ex-hubby Nick Lachey home sex tapes are exposed on internet!
The X-rated home video had Simpson and Lachey in too many positions to describe.
A source told : "Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles." Reported Stuff News.
Unfortunately the tape has fallen into the wrong hands - the same hands responsible for leaking the Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tapes.
These awful - money hungry thieves are threatening to expose the tape if Jessica does not pay up! The 25-year-old star has always prided her-self on making men wait for sex, according to Stuff.
"I like to play hard to get, guys than want you even more and do lots of things for you."
Source: stuff
Found him on the web.
That's some bad luck, Jessica.
A source explained Jessica's reaction: "Jessica was horrified when he told her his intentions. She basically said in the nicest possible way - 'get lost'. She wasn't that desperate for a man."
Jessica has learned one thing about this embarrassing incident - don't go online for a man!
Source: chinadaily
Who has better boobs?
Based on just boobs, and just these shots, I voted for Scarlett Johansson's boobs.
Source: Bastardly
Platinum blondes!
Jessica Simpson looks ok with the bob, but Kate Bosworth looks fabulous. Madonna what did you do?! I guess you now look your age.
Source: usmagazine
Straight from the horses mouth.
On not dating John Mayer:
"John Mayer, is just a great guy! He's only 28 and already a legend. Not dating him -- just friends. If I were dating him or anyone else -- the whole world would know. I can't go anywhere without the paparazzi on my skirt tails."
On not dating Dane Cook:
“Dane is another great guy. Nope not dating him either. Just a friend and costar in my new movie "Employee of the Month"!"
On not dating Jude Law:
"Only a rumor, I have never dated him. We saw each other once and the press just assumes that are sleeping together!"
On never doing Botox:
"Never did Botox -- I’m too damn young! I'm only 26-years-old! Who needs Botox at that age?"
On Restalyne:
"I did Restalyne - because I was very sad and depressed while going through my divorce. So, I wanted to look more beautiful. My lips swelled up like balloons. Thank gawd, it only stayed for four months. I looked like a damn blowfish! It was horrible! I prayed every night, 'Please let the swelling go down but where was it going to go? I already have a butt-chin. I wondered if my fat lips made my butt-chin look bigger?" Now, it's all gone and I like my lips! I don't know why I ever thought to do it. What a big fat mistake! Lol"
Boob job in the future:
"I have big and firm boobs. The only time I might think of doing a boob job is after having kids and my boobs are hanging to my belly! But now, I think I am just fine."
On diet soda:
"What's diet soda. Soda is bad for you, I think it gives you cellulite and clogs up your pores. Yuck!"
On what she is up to now:
"I'm in a good place now, I'm just a girl trying to be a woman and have a good life."
Source: Bricks And Stones
Maybe he divorced Jessica because of her daddy-o!
Nick Lachey would rather be stranded on a deserted island with Satan than his former father-in-law, Joe Simpson!
Lachey and Joe never got along. It was always hell to be in the same room with the former Baptist Minister.
During Nick's last interview on an Australian radio station, Lachey was given a choice; "would you rather be trapped on a desert island with Joe or Satan". Nick didn't hesitate - his reply was, "I might take my chances with Satan over Joe any day!"
Source: Contact Music
Father Joe Simpson said, \"do it!\" And her mother said, \"No Way!\"
Just recently Dukes of Hazzard star posed for America's OK! magazine - mom was pissed - to say the least! The things they were asking Jessica to do appalled mommy Simpson.
But Jessica's father and manager Joe Simpson was quite content with the magazine offer and encouraged Jessica to take it. He thought the photoshoot was very innocent - no nudity. (Jessica lying on a bed in her lingerie while a male model buttoned his shirt on the bed behind her.) Reported All Headline News.
She said: "Trust me, I know what's right in this business and for her. Also, I'm her mother. This isn't the image we want to share with her fans."
Source: allheadlinenews
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